The I genuinely hate elvis of Alstratzkon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Huey Freeman with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.228 billion Alstratzkonis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsenberg. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alstratzkonian economy, worth 491 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,415 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is totally unknown. Alstratzkon's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freakism.

Alstratzkon is ranked 5,498^th in the world and 1^st in The Outskirts for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,922.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.