The United Tribes of Ohga Bohga Unga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Fus Roh Dah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.695 billion Cavemen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ohgist economy, worth 248 trillion Ohgums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,893 Ohgums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 752,078 per year while the poor average 15,753, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

The education system is famed for its taxing exams, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, politicians have lost their marbles, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Ohga Bohga Unga in search of Trolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ohga Bohga Unga's national animal is the Troll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ohgism.

Ohga Bohga Unga is ranked 328,457^th in the world and 14^th in The Outskirts for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -14.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.