The Allied States of Alpha Regiment Captain Cererians I is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.56 billion Alpha Regiment Captain Cererians Iians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alpha Regiment Captain Cererians Iian economy, worth 400 trillion Ceroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,049 Ceroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime is relatively low. Alpha Regiment Captain Cererians I's national animal is the basilisk.

Alpha Regiment Captain Cererians I is ranked 194,885^th in the world and 1^st in Stroyaviski for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.15 law-abiding acts per hour.