The Edocan Cheesecake of Almusawa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dudette Cheesecake with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.197 billion Almusawans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salam. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Almusawan economy, worth 113 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,483 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almusawa's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Almusawa is ranked 25,757^th in the world and 6^th in Edoca for Highest Poor Incomes, with 81,269.56 Standard Monetary Units.