The Kingdom of Aksolya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Aksol with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.982 billion Aksolyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aksolus. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aksolyan economy, worth 131 trillion Amphis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,164 Amphis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, King Aksol has just been declared ruler of Aksolya in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aksolya's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Akso Mythology.

Aksolya is ranked 79,010^th in the world and 26^th in Cape of Good Hope for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,266.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.