The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.617 billion Kriovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,151 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,280 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kriov is ranked 2,344^th in the world and 42^nd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 68.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.