The Kingdom of Afriendlia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions and public floggings. The democratic, devout population of 925 million Afriendlians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurajtën. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Afriendlian economy, worth 24.8 trillion Lakens a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,853 Lakens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, starving Afriendlians are glad to have playbills to use for building fires, and children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afriendlia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Afriendlia is ranked 250,878^th in the world and 13,872^nd in Balder for Largest Populations, with 925 million capita.