The United Socialist States of 16th NSLeft Revolutionary Guards is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 8.132 billion 16th NSLeft Revolutionary Guardsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant 16th NSLeft Revolutionary Guardsian economy, worth 86.7 trillion Revolutions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,660 Revolutions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 16th NSLeft Revolutionary Guards's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

16th NSLeft Revolutionary Guards is ranked 37,988^th in the world and 1^st in Land der Freien for Safest, scoring 106.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.