The Stewardship of -Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.434 billion Orlesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Adamant Fortress. The average income tax rate is 52.7%.

The strong -Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,589 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 65,057 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to own a mobile phone, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (-Tim-Opolis has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Griffon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Chantry.

-Tim-Opolis is ranked 44,234^th in the world and 679^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 47.57 kickbacks per hour.