The Federation of -Riley is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its lack of airports, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 391 million Larping Onioners are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The powerhouse A Larping Onioner economy, worth 27.9 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,444 Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,534 per year while the poor average 13,506, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the nation's skies are now a wasteland. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. -Riley's national animal is the Baer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Riley is ranked 233,930^th in the world and 3,609^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.17 Obesity Rate.