The Nomadic Peoples of Saami Suomi is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning BEAR population. The democratic, devout population of 12.622 billion Saami Suomians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Industry receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovaniemi. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Saami Suomian economy, worth 373 trillion bear teeth a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,570 bear teeth, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Saami Suomi in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Saami Suomi's national religion, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown. Saami Suomi's national animal is the BEAR, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saami Suomi is ranked 72,112^th in the world and 38^th in New Europe for Safest, scoring 93.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.