Population | 31.338 billion |
Capital | Sukhumi |
Leader | Sergey Aiaaira |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | kart |
Animal | ortolan |
The Republic of Apkhazia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sergey Aiaaira with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 31.338 billion Apkhazians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sukhumi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.2%.
The powerhouse Apkhazian economy, worth a remarkable 2,778 trillion karts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,676 karts, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husband's slippers, and atheists are heavily taxed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apkhazia's national animal is the ortolan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Apkhazia is ranked 51,998th in the world and 25th in New Europe for Safest, scoring 102.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Apkhazia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Apkhazia altered its national flag.
- : Apkhazia's influence in New Europe rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Apkhazia's influence in New Europe rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Apkhazia relocated from Balder to New Europe.
- : Apkhazia was refounded in Balder.
- : Apkhazia ceased to exist in New Europe.
- : Apkhazia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
- : Apkhazia's influence in New Europe rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Apkhazia's influence in New Europe rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".