The Golden Imperial Federation of PsiCorps is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Proselyte Nikolai I with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.707 billion Epsilonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Epsilonian economy, worth 737 trillion Epsilonian Yurions a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 129,257 Epsilonian Yurions, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PsiCorps's national animal is the Epsilonian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy ☦.

PsiCorps is ranked 5,644^th in the world and 75^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,658.37 on the Gilded Widget Scale.