The ⠺⠁⠞⠑⠗⠍⠑⠇⠕⠝ ⠁⠎⠎⠕⠉⠊⠁⠞⠑⠎ of Random Country 453632 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Random Guy with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.163 billion Randomians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Administration, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randport. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Randomian economy, worth 620 trillion Randenominations a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,988 Randenominations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the newest shade developed by Random Country 453632's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Country 453632's national animal is the Tychaiopragmus randomensis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Acts of Random.

Random Country 453632 is ranked 38,350^th in the world and 730^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 106.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.