The Democratic Republic of North Baba is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Brian Triana with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.051 billion North Babans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carpio. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Baban economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion people’s farthings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 225,338 people’s farthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concussed feather-bellied doveball players cannot remember their lineup position, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Baba's national animal is the feather-bellied dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Baba is ranked 4,191^st in the world and 231^st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 51.94 average smiles per day.