The Titanic Utopia of Jameson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Gingie with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.025 billion Jamesonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarthal. The average income tax rate is 10.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamesonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,828 trillion Spuds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,353 Spuds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The official Jamesonian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, Lord Gingie's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown. Jameson's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jameson is ranked 40,232^nd in the world and 2,020^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 105.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.