The East PacificBoard

Well, events call me to take my leave.

Vale, Deus Semper Prevaelet.

Awqnia wrote:

I watched the Taliban blow up a Miku bodypillow with an RPG

Honestly I don't care if it's done to a Body pillow of Miku tbh

I think owning bodypillows are weird in my opinion

Testing and experiments on the wisdom cubes has commenced. We're hoping for positive results.

Techno Furry wrote:

Testing and experiments on the wisdom cubes has commenced. We're hoping for positive results.

The box. You opened it. We came.

Socialist Lop wrote:

Honestly I don't care if it's done to a Body pillow of Miku tbh

I think owning bodypillows are weird in my opinion

Awqnia wrote:

By the way, would it make you disgusted, if I said I have atleast one body pillow... to cuddle with when I'm really feeling down, and to sleep with at night, because I sleep alone, and I want to feel better about myself. Basically just for emotional support.

*Shuffles away nervously*

Awqnia wrote:

*Shuffles away nervously*

I mean as long as you don't do... certain things to it, you're fine

The City of Philadelphia wrote:

The box. You opened it. We came.

Pardon me?

Socialist Lop wrote:

I mean as long as you don't do... certain things to it, you're fine

Oh, I don't, I'm not a degenerate.

The City of Philadelphia wrote:

The box. You opened it. We came.

Pandoras box has been opened.

Techno Furry wrote:

Testing and experiments on the wisdom cubes has commenced. We're hoping for positive results.

Good luck 🤞

Awqnia wrote:

Oh, I don't, I'm not a degenerate.

then you're good in my book

Techno Furry wrote:

Testing and experiments on the wisdom cubes has commenced. We're hoping for positive results.

You can’t obslete our ships! We spent a third of the budget trying to make our concrete ship idea work!

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:

Well, events call me to take my leave.

Vale, Deus Semper Prevaelet.

Apperantly not to my frustration.

Before i make this official, i want to hear your opinions about a revamp anthem i made for Illiricium.
https://i.imgur.com/7d4krDo.jpeg

It was heavily influenced by this song so the melody and vibe is the same.
https://youtu.be/ywZa9bCetko?si=h_F-vtm9NfpW3n7o

Awqnia wrote:

Pandoras box has been opened

*Rage of Sparta OST ensues*

Apple fitter

Mahagura and Vajrastan wrote:

Does Valsora have a blank map I'm tryna get it

Say, what's happening to the Muslims in your country?

Catboiistan wrote:

You can’t obslete our ships! We spent a third of the budget trying to make our concrete ship idea work!

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Valsoran Professional Baseball League

by The Jetro-Yankgarian Empire of Lointland

If any of y’all decide you want to put in a bid to host a tournament, just ping me in a post.
Depending on the amount of host bids and the number of teams, I could set the opening round, semi, and then the finals in different cities like the actual World Baseball Classic.

LIST OF TEAMS
Lointland
Malvekia
Volinovia
Danelaw Scandinavia
Liberatarianism
Love Peace and Friendship
Terrabis-Seran

LIST OF POSSIBLE HOST SITES
Verdanna Stadium, Verdanna, Lointland
AmeriCo Oil & Gas Stadium, Tallahassee, AmeriCo
Destara "Forum", Indigo Qtr., New Cortheas, Ter. Seran
Blitz Stadium, Heavenly District, Seran Citidel, Ter. Seran
Revival Park, 3rd Entertainment District, New Torress, Ter. Seran

Schedules

Read factbook

The second round of exhibition games have concluded.

Matchups
Malvekia vs Lointland
Volinovia vs Danelaw Scandinavia

And like always, reply to this if you are intrested in joining the next VPBL tournament!

Rajyam wrote:

Say, what's happening to the Muslims in your country?

We ain't gonna talk about that.

Lointland wrote:

Valsoran Professional Baseball League

by The Jetro-Yankgarian Empire of Lointland

If any of y’all decide you want to put in a bid to host a tournament, just ping me in a post.
Depending on the amount of host bids and the number of teams, I could set the opening round, semi, and then the finals in different cities like the actual World Baseball Classic.

LIST OF TEAMS
Lointland
Malvekia
Volinovia
Danelaw Scandinavia
Liberatarianism
Love Peace and Friendship
Terrabis-Seran

LIST OF POSSIBLE HOST SITES
Verdanna Stadium, Verdanna, Lointland
AmeriCo Oil & Gas Stadium, Tallahassee, AmeriCo
Destara "Forum", Indigo Qtr., New Cortheas, Ter. Seran
Blitz Stadium, Heavenly District, Seran Citidel, Ter. Seran
Revival Park, 3rd Entertainment District, New Torress, Ter. Seran

Schedules

Read factbook

The second round of exhibition games have concluded.

Matchups
Malvekia vs Lointland
Volinovia vs Danelaw Scandinavia

And like always, reply to this if you are intrested in joining the next VPBL tournament!

https://youtu.be/7ncHu9EvQik

Lointland wrote:

Valsoran Professional Baseball League

by The Jetro-Yankgarian Empire of Lointland

If any of y’all decide you want to put in a bid to host a tournament, just ping me in a post.
Depending on the amount of host bids and the number of teams, I could set the opening round, semi, and then the finals in different cities like the actual World Baseball Classic.

LIST OF TEAMS
Lointland
Malvekia
Volinovia
Danelaw Scandinavia
Liberatarianism
Love Peace and Friendship
Terrabis-Seran

LIST OF POSSIBLE HOST SITES
Verdanna Stadium, Verdanna, Lointland
AmeriCo Oil & Gas Stadium, Tallahassee, AmeriCo
Destara "Forum", Indigo Qtr., New Cortheas, Ter. Seran
Blitz Stadium, Heavenly District, Seran Citidel, Ter. Seran
Revival Park, 3rd Entertainment District, New Torress, Ter. Seran

Schedules

Read factbook

The second round of exhibition games have concluded.

Matchups
Malvekia vs Lointland
Volinovia vs Danelaw Scandinavia

And like always, reply to this if you are intrested in joining the next VPBL tournament!

are steroids legal?

Nova Avalona wrote:

Good on you for trying I guess

We are a Sisyphusian race of revolutionary catboys.

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:

-____-

:3

Catboiistan wrote:

We are a Sisyphusian race of revolutionary catboys.:3

You are a evolutionary failure, a mockery of nature. An abomination of natural elements that should have never made up the obelisk that is your people.

Catboiistan wrote:

We are a Sisyphusian race of revolutionary catboys.:3

I’m going to pretend that I understood what that means.

Illiricium wrote:

You are a evolutionary failure, a mockery of nature. An abomination of natural elements that should have never made up the obelisk that is your people.

If anything, our existence is a contradiction of Darwinism and sufficient evidence that Lamarckism is the correct observation of the world. In that light, you should abandon Bleacherism and adopt Marxist-Leninism!