The Republic of Unitria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Solaris Arenno with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.35 billion Unitrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercadia. The average income tax rate is 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Unitrian economy, worth 858 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,367 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mercadia's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitria's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unitria is ranked 10,784^th in the world and 256^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,805.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.