The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.794 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 5,845 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 328,515 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Yodle, the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five, government employees from Yodle dominate international lumberjack competitions, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yodle is ranked 290,831^st in the world and 295^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -35.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.