The Not an scp foundation puppet of Envoi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by darth plagueis the wise with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 2.169 billion Envoians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisconsin Dells. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Envoian economy, worth 232 trillion urbuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 107,168 urbuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, there's never enough space in space, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envoi's national animal is the scp 096, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sillyism.

Envoi is ranked 10,904^th in the world and 30^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.