The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

*looks around and notices the Mastald general sitting nearby* Oh dear. Puppet tyranacility, if you kill this man. The deal is off no matter what.

Cheers M8!

Mindon wrote:

Hmmm. Interesting. Then what is in that bunker now anyway?

I don't know
They kinda cut off access to the Warmind when I left with them in hand

Mindon wrote:

*looks around and notices the Mastald general sitting nearby* Oh dear. Puppet tyranacility, if you kill this man. The deal is off no matter what.

As long as he doesn't throw a punch he should be good

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

I don't know
They kinda cut off access to the Warmind when I left with them in hand

Hmmm, what if access was restored?

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

As long as he doesn't throw a punch he should be good

Well, I had to be sure since you wanted to kill the entire military higher-ups not to long ago.

Mindon wrote:

Hmmm, what if access was restored?

Unlikely
Nanties pop up:
Uh we're permanently severed by our will

Mindon wrote:

Well, I had to be sure since you wanted to kill the entire military higher-ups not to long ago.

I mean......Self-satisfaction
What will you do about that

The weekend poetry contest has begun. The fields of asphodel wants some haiku.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest has begun. The fields of asphodel wants some haiku.

Haiku about beer?
That's a novelty around here.
Buy another round.

_{Third Place again, here I come!}

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Unlikely
Nanties pop up:
Uh we're permanently served by our will

What does that even mean?

*A zombie moves Samuel pepys out of the bar*

*Notifies Samuel pepys's next of kin about his bar tab that needs to be paid*

Mindon wrote:

What does that even mean?

Wait. We're spent years talking absolute nonsense on this RMB, and suddenly now you want it to "mean" something? What do you even mean by "mean"?

Here, have a bagel with roast dragon lung spread. Gabba gabba hey.

Brocklandia wrote:

Wait. We're spent years talking absolute nonsense on this RMB, and suddenly now you want it to "mean" something? What do you even mean by "mean"?

Here, have a bagel with roast dragon lung spread. Gabba gabba hey.

No thanks, I prefer cream cheese. Or regular cheese. Or tuna. Or the blessed jam of Professor Zort. Or tuna with cheese.

*the general turns and looks at Puppet tyranacility*
Hey, you're that guy who was framed for the death of The Artist, right?

Bar full of nonsense
Meaning's gained have lost meaning
Bear fills the incense

Mindon wrote:

No thanks, I prefer cream cheese. Or regular cheese. Or tuna. Or the blessed jam of Professor Zort. Or tuna with cheese.

I'm pretty sure we have no jam made of Professor Zort ... but I'll check the shelves. Nor do we have any jam made of tuna or cheese, but we do have plenty of jam made by tunas and cheeses. Since the cheeses evolved into ambulatory life forms, they've been quite industrious, especially the Roquefords. They've had a good run at investing in the stock market too. Professor Zort's stock portfolio, though, has been in the dumpster; that's been the fate of most of the mad scientist community since the market for world domination plots crashed.

After all, would you want to run the world in its current crap-hole state?

Today, August 16, is National Rum Day in the U.S. So ... happy National Rum Day on a Sunday when you can't buy liquor or rum in most places!

Wields the mighty ban hammer on recruiters

Lets all be good ok?

Brocklandia wrote:

I'm pretty sure we have no jam made of Professor Zort ... but I'll check the shelves. Nor do we have any jam made of tuna or cheese, but we do have plenty of jam made by tunas and cheeses. Since the cheeses evolved into ambulatory life forms, they've been quite industrious, especially the Roquefords. They've had a good run at investing in the stock market too. Professor Zort's stock portfolio, though, has been in the dumpster; that's been the fate of most of the mad scientist community since the market for world domination plots crashed.

After all, would you want to run the world in its current crap-hole state?

Actually, most of us just switched to doing work in R&D companies.

Mindon wrote:

Actually, most of us just switched to doing work in R&D companies.

"R&D" as in "ruin and destruction"? So you're the interior decorators that TheOrc called? Why didn't you say so! The Jungle Room's this way.

Drunkndisorderly wrote:

Wields the mighty ban hammer on recruiters

I'll get to sweeping up that wreckage just as soon as I finish showing the decorators around.

Brocklandia wrote:

"R&D" as in "ruin and destruction"? So you're the interior decorators that TheOrc called? Why didn't you say so! The Jungle Room's this way.

Research and development actually. Though most of the things we create do cause ruin and destruction.

Mastald wrote:

*the general turns and looks at Puppet tyranacility*
Hey, you're that guy who was framed for the death of The Artist, right?

I would willingly admit that I killed The Artist

Mindon wrote:

What does that even mean?

They severed themselves from the mind on their own will for me
Buzzes of agreement

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

I would willingly admit that I killed The Artist

What?

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

They severed themselves from the mind on their own will for me
Buzzes of agreement

Okay, whatever you say.