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Mindon 3 years 269 days ago Brocklandia wrote:I'm pretty sure we have no jam made of Professor Zort ... but I'll check the shelves. Nor do we have any jam made of tuna or cheese, but we do have plenty of jam made by tunas and cheeses. Since the cheeses evolved into ambulatory life forms, they've been quite industrious, especially the Roquefords. They've had a good run at investing in the stock market too. Professor Zort's stock portfolio, though, has been in the dumpster; that's been the fate of most of the mad scientist community since the market for world domination plots crashed. After all, would you want to run the world in its current crap-hole state? Actually, most of us just switched to doing work in R&D companies.

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I'm pretty sure we have no jam made of Professor Zort ... but I'll check the shelves. Nor do we have any jam made of tuna or cheese, but we do have plenty of jam made by tunas and cheeses. Since the cheeses evolved into ambulatory life forms, they've been quite industrious, especially the Roquefords. They've had a good run at investing in the stock market too. Professor Zort's stock portfolio, though, has been in the dumpster; that's been the fate of most of the mad scientist community since the market for world domination plots crashed.

After all, would you want to run the world in its current crap-hole state?

Actually, most of us just switched to doing work in R&D companies.

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