No. You have made it quite clear. It was a rhetorical question since the water here is deadly. The last guy who drank A cold glass of water around here died and vomited up enough water to flood the city!
Ah, good. At that's left is the zombie apocalypse going on due to that airplane crash. One of my airplanes, but don't tell the authorities that.
Everyone's allowed to foul up from time to time I mean they picked me so......
Well that's your choice
*Sigh* That's of no use here buddy I'll get the scuba masks and the flamethrowers to remove the water then
The fields of asphodel
Puppet tyranacility
But a few good things did come out of it
I don't think anybody cares anymore
Mindon
Weren't you the first guy that wandered into that weird bunker they were in?
Yeah. It's a profitable arrangement.
True, I did get a lot of data on the predatory habits of mutated and genetically altered organisms when released into a flooded urban enviroment.
You're right. The authorities must be absolutely dead by now. Wait, that means we can start a mafia! Alright, I'll be the don, Puppet tyranacility, you're chief enforcer, Zombie Penguins, you'll manage our relations with the zombie hoard and Brocklandia, you'll launder money. You seem like you would know how to do that, being a janitor and all. Do you want to join too, Eripolis?
Alright, start getting some valuable drug trades going.
Okay, you can be the moonshiner, and Cheffy can be the drug maker!
A tommy gun, perhaps. It is the signature gun of the mafia.
Anyway, we're also gonna need a large group of mooks, minions and murderers to bolster our ranks and engage in low stakes crime while we deal with the more profitable activities. I know exactly where to get some. First, we get the mooks from the aide allocation agency. How many do you think we should get?
IC: Eripolis walks in carrying an Afanasev A-12.7 machine gun. Sorry, ladies and gents, for my crap behavior, I was drunk last night.
OOC: I'm in the living room listening to "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by Tears for Fears, and my little brother, being the monkey-see-monkey-do type he is, decides to put on his own track.
"Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj, to be exact. In fact he's begun getting into rap. Modern rap. This is the same guy who at the start of this pandemic was into 1930's and country music.
Mindon
So do you want to join our mafia?
Puppet tyranacility
Arty sized so around 155mm
Stop thinking 5.56 and think 155mm. Why not be extreme after all this city and made because of the sins we commited like oh idk flooding the city
I mean the nanites can effectively do the jobs that we need aka high stakes. Just get like 20 or so, we don't need many considering the state of the city
Mindon
And causing a zombie apocalypse, thanks Anacin.
Alright. *calls up Aide Allocation Agency* Send us 20 aides. *hangs up* Alright, now to take care of the next level up. Minions. Higher than mooks, lower than murderers. Anyone have a good source?
You blew up a plane when you mistook it for a missile launched by by Mastald, resulting in it crashing in the city center. This plane carried chemicals that created zombies when exposed to dead bodies. The recent flood created a large amount of dead bodies, especially in the city center as it occured around midday. Thus the person at fault for the zombie apocalypse is you.
Anacin
Anacin
My reasoning for shooting down those planes, was because i thought those were missiles. As per my job here as bartender and good-ish friend of Lake of Fur, is to make sure this bar doesn't go into warfare......
Welp, in this case. Lets start this whole reality over.
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