Population | 43.639 billion |
Capital | Nutbush City |
Leader | Toeless Bob |
Currency | hairy toe |
Animal | lemming |
The Precious Taters of Hobbitat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Toeless Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 43.639 billion Hobbitots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutbush City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Hobbitatian economy, worth an astonishing 21,520 trillion hairy toes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 493,147 hairy toes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Toeless Bob's bedroom, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbitat's national animal is the lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Hobbitat is ranked 1,005th in the world and 3rd in Antarctica for Safest, scoring 165.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Toeless Bob's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, only adults may purchase violent video games.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Piedra Negra, The Voltarum, Turis, and Fiah.