The Catdom of Kukinalia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kuki Supreme with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.962 billion Kukinalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parapeito da Janela. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kukinalian economy, worth 688 trillion Whiskas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,453 Whiskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost all products in Kukinalia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Kuki Supreme, and the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Kuki Supreme's ever-expanding ego. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukinalia's national animal is the Monstro das bolachas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Kukinalia is ranked 23,003^rd in the world and 24^th in Portugal for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.5 law-abiding acts per hour.