Population | 4.379 billion |
Capital | New Thunder City |
Leader | Emperor Michael II |
Faith | Faith of the Golden Mile |
Currency | Classifications Credit |
Animal | Wolf |
The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Michael II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.379 billion Classifiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Thunder City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Classified economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Classifications Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 305,016 Classifications Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
End-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Classifications's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Golden Mile.
Improper Classifications is ranked 65,585th in the world and 9th in The Galactics Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,625.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Improper Classifications was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Improper Classifications published "Defenders attempt a coup??" (Factbook: Overview).
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, visitors to Improper Classifications are microchipped and must be escorted by a Classified soldier - even to the bathroom.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in Improper Classifications.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships.