Population | 4.201 billion |
Capital | New Thunder City |
Leader | Emperor Michael II |
Faith | Faith of the Golden Mile |
Currency | Classifications Credit |
Animal | Wolf |
The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Michael II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.201 billion Classifiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Thunder City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Classified economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Classifications Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 295,541 Classifications Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, and Emperor Michael II's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Classifications's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Golden Mile.
Improper Classifications is ranked 252,850th in the world and 71st in The Galactics Union for Most Stationary, with 18.2936341254 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, Emperor Michael II's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Improper Classifications lodged a message on the The Galactics Union Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.