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If you don't see me there, look again. Emperor Michael II
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 186thMost Valuable International Artwork: 456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 972nd
The Imperial Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Improper Classifications

Population4.201 billion

CapitalNew Thunder City
LeaderEmperor Michael II
FaithFaith of the Golden Mile

CurrencyClassifications Credit
AnimalWolf

The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Michael II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.201 billion Classifiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Thunder City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Classified economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Classifications Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 295,541 Classifications Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, and Emperor Michael II's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Classifications's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Golden Mile.

Improper Classifications is ranked 252,850th in the world and 71st in The Galactics Union for Most Stationary, with 18.2936341254 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 186thMost Valuable International Artwork: 456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 972ndMost Secular: 1,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,523rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,709thBest Weather: 2,086thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,469thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,599thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,685thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,027thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,664thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,696thLargest Black Market: 4,115thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,159thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,447thMost Efficient Economies: 4,486thLargest Governments: 4,769thMost Developed: 4,992ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,407thLowest Crime Rates: 5,509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,104thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,707thMost Inclusive: 7,223rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,291stSmartest Citizens: 7,531stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,793rdMost Patriotic: 8,199thHighest Food Quality: 8,310thLargest Retail Industry: 9,210thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,002ndMost Authoritarian: 14,257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,365thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,194thMost Conservative: 20,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,659thHighest Economic Output: 22,682ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,743rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, Emperor Michael II's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Improper Classifications lodged a message on the The Galactics Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.

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