The Republic of The Achaemenids is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by PM Mahid Mung Daal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.426 billion Persians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.5%.

The strong Persian economy, worth 301 trillion darics a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,549 darics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Persians's kindness, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and anyone can get ahead in life if they want to. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Achaemenids's national animal is the Desert Rain Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The Achaemenids is ranked 185,465^th in the world and 33^rd in Northern Utopia for Safest, scoring 51.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.