Population | 2.777 billion |
Capital | Sankt Helszawa |
Leader | Adziunia |
Currency | helenówka |
Animal | mule |
The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 2.777 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 305 trillion helenówkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,901 helenówkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Adziolandia is ranked 63,523rd in the world and 1,415th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,661.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Adziolandia, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
- : Following new legislation in Adziolandia, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
- : Following new legislation in Adziolandia, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Adziolandia, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Following new legislation in Adziolandia, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Adziolandia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Adziolandia, Adziunia seems to wear red a lot these days.
- : Adziolandia endorsed The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Adziolandia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Following new legislation in Adziolandia, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 131 » Laforeia, The Rhein States, Soughts Souble, Bankowiata, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Wolffoxia, Siwale, Gorundu, Shibutani, Iespao, Radicaster, Chipoli, Former English Colony, PlanetMercury, Koda-Land, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Loutsland, Kwaj, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Dreadton, New Lakemba, Darkanistan, Zerentopia, Nouvel Empire, Filibustra, Russila, Aguaria Major, Wilkshire, Snipland, New Selkirk, Kandorith, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Ethnon, Austro-Bavarian States, Frances Francis the First of France, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Sil Dorsett, Catalis, Segesta, Republic of the Soulless Hord, North Bratislava, IHateRights, South Parter, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Atrito, and 81 others.Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Unshleepd, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, Pinky Queen, Simone Republic, Petronellania, Oannia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Arucaria, Fildea, PotatoFarmers, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Racoda, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Aerilia, Zandos, Nationeer, Republiqueducroissant, Alogiada, Rex Republic, Tugupaw, Votak Matim, Mystiquelle, Armonker, New Cordyceps, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Neptunian Military Administration, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Mortionia, Small Venezia, Love Shack, Singamadri, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Zelenaya Dolina, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, New Clavidor, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Hikki, Bhadeshistan, Northern Zorbrasnka, Sechiole, Batatoland Empire, and Vendonesam.