The Democratic States of Katkasistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kat Mandoo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.205 billion Katkasistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chartreux. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katkasistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,982 trillion Kats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 296,094 Kats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in Europeia are never on time for important appointments, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime is totally unknown. Katkasistan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katkasistan is ranked 25,696^th in the world and 134^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.47 law-abiding acts per hour.