The Democratic States of Katkasistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kat Mandoo with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.548 billion Katkasistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chartreux. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katkasistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,854 trillion Kats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 293,350 Kats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Light entertainment isn't dead, the Katkasistanian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime is totally unknown. Katkasistan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katkasistan is ranked 105,045^th in the world and 297^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,469.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.