The Community of Izan land is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 741 million Izan landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izacapityan. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Izan landian economy, worth 46.9 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,232 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, government spending has hit an all-time low, and this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izan land's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Izan land is ranked 220,892^nd in the world and 1,116^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.