The Government Department of European Home Office is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.752 billion European Home Officers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.4%.

The European Home Officer economy, worth 393 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 50,750 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. European Home Office's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

European Home Office is ranked 158,821^st in the world and 520^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -58.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.