The Most Primitive in Europe
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
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| 1. |  The Arctic Island Empire of Waftoia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Wow” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Ferranghia Advanced Industry | Father Knows Best State | “Experience the AI utopia” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Russikye | Corporate Police State | “Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Newquay Lake | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Fernchia | Free-Market Paradise | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. | The Nomadic Enclave of Airushcul | Anarchy | “We Are Everright!” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of The Netherlands | New York Times Democracy | “Je Maintiendrai” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Wallachia | Free-Market Paradise | “Nothing Without Bob” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Woreyland | Psychotic Dictatorship | “PEACE! FREEDOM! EQUALITY!” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Chervenarus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” |
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