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Wabashenka

Reporter wrote:Mining: First: Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.3%. Second: Anarchocapitalistan top 0.4%. Third: Severania top 0.9% … Middle: MountAye bottom 48% … Last: THX1138 bottom 0%

In Pacific Northwest Territories, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.

In Wabashenka, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.

In Riitt, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Georgie is a silly poophead.

World first for Mining: King Carl Hattrick

The only food that does not spoil: honey.

*PNwT* “Parents are dumb”
*W* “Is this teenage angst solvable with drugs?”
* R* “ definitely stupid”

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