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The Angel of Charity wrote:

Pings Lib.
The Charitian Imperial office of foreign affairs has released a statement in reply to the statement by Fraxhemark.
It comes as a surprise to the Charitian Imperial Office hear the that the government of Fraxhemark is so invested in Safehaven. Given the Charitian government's interest in liberating the oppressed countries of Plazland and Kianhua from their service to oppressive empires, we expected full support from the humane government of Fraxhemark. It appears that the interests of protecting their puppet state in Kianhau from being delivered to its rightful owners is getting in the way of Fraxhemark's morals.
-The Empress' Imperial Communications staff.

OOC : Plax isn't oppressed. And I don't have a puppet state, it's a city that I control in Kianhua. It's the Hong Kong under British control of Valsora xD And I'll reply to this soon.

Fraxhemark wrote:

OOC : Plax isn't oppressed. And I don't have a puppet state, it's a city that I control in Kianhua. It's the Hong Kong under British control of Valsora xD And I'll reply to this soon.

Charity makes no discrimination in their outrageous propaganda statements. /shrug

Karatol-Advenra wrote:

Neutrality.

I am neutral.

Kampf Empire wrote:

Но!

<breathes>

There are two ways to answer this. One is if i was a woman. One is if I were a man*. Let us investigate both.

<takes away your reverse cards>

And then there's the other view..

*Did I just write 'If i were a man?' This changes everything...

Fraxhemark wrote:

OOC : Plax isn't oppressed. And I don't have a puppet state, it's a city that I control in Kianhua. It's the Hong Kong under British control of Valsora xD And I'll reply to this soon.

I also have a Hong Kong.

New Terabithia wrote:

I am neutral.

GOOD.

Enlows islands wrote:

Hi...

Welcome to TEP, join the WA, endorse the delegate and have fun : )

Also endorse me or you will have 7 corn-ears of bad luck

New Terabithia wrote:

I also have a Hong Kong.

We have Hong Kong and Macau. Cheers xD

Dreamersistan wrote:

<breathes>

There are two ways to answer this. One is if i was a woman. One is if I were a man*. Let us investigate both.

<takes away your reverse cards>

Scenario 1: Dreamerita's response

How DARE you! So evil! So disrespectful to women! The women! The woman class!!

<A million feminists plague you and jump on twitter to condemn you and Tumblr grinds 24/7 to write blog posts read by 3 people each>

'Evil Kampf is a misogynist and a terrible person! How DARE he! My feelingz! My feelingz!'

Another feminist icon writes:

'This is why women will never be equal! Kampf's two words hurt us so much, we cant even.. even-'

She breaks down in tears while a different pink-haired woman holds her head and tells her in soothing tones 'You're so strong, you're displaying so much strength. You're a rock. You're a diamond. You're stronger than a diamond..'

Another feminist demands:

'We want Kampf! We want him to lose his job'

They are told he doesnt have a job.

'We want him to NEVER have a job!'

They are told that no one can guarantee that, even though it may come to pass because his breath stinks

'We want him to never be sold breath mints or any toothpaste of a good quality! THIS IS WHY WOMEN CAN NEVER FEEL SAFE! WOMEN HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED FOR A THOUSAND YEA-'

The screaming ruins the microphone.

A militant feminist, all 600 pounds of her speaks calmly with her nose ring right upto the one remaining microphone:

'Look. He needs to go. Okay? He needs to go. We don't want violence. We don't want retribution. All we want, is he be beheaded on live TV, and his sick misogynistic skull be burnt on the altar of intersectional cis-gender partiarchical genitive hegemonic episodic-'

<Twitter autocorrect melts down due to overabundance of meaningless jargon>

And then there's the other view..

Dreamer dude's response

No U
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

*Did I just write 'If i were a man?' This changes everything...

Но=Nyet=No

Kampf Empire wrote:

Но=Nyet=No

<4 and a half Russian feminists, 2 unshot female journalists and 3 mail order brides that got returned during the 30-day return period, are also angery>

<They join in on the War against Evil Woman-Hating Misogynist Kampf>

<Buzzfeed and Jezebel Russia are having the times of their life...>

BREAKING NEWS - Fraxhemark's Parliament begins debate on Janet Novikov's Social Security Bill

Prime Minister Janet Novikov has put forward a bill for discussion in Parliament on Social Security. The ambitious bill will cause a major overhaul in Fraxhemarkian welfare system including various benefits. Fraxhemark has one of the highest tax rates in Valsora and Mrs Novikov wants the taxes to be used intelligently in a thorough welfare law. She is currently has majority in Parliament and the historic law is likely to get passed, however, she hopes for more support, especially from the Reformist and the Nationalist Parties.

Fraxhemark wrote:

We have Hong Kong and Macau. Cheers xD

Eh, I would prefer Hong Kong x2.

Dreamersistan wrote:

<4 and a half Russian feminists, 2 unshot female journalists and 3 mail order brides that got returned during the 30-day return period, are also angery>

<They join in on the War against Evil Woman-Hating Misogynist Kampf>

<Buzzfeed and Jezebel Russia are having the times of their life...>

Prepares my smacking hand

Kampf Empire wrote:

Prepares my smacking hand

'What? Are you preparing to hit women? Is that what your mother taught you?'

<the women call on the police and start a new movement.. #meThree with a hand icon>

<The police take you without evidence and your hand gets chopped off like a thief at a Saudi Arabian fruit market and placed somewhere rather hard to reach>

...

I give permission to someone to take the last 4 posts, from the 'Но ' to the female response vs male response, and the next 2 posts, and turn it into an online comic. It would be delightful

Hello everyone. My name is Marrabuk. Some of you may not know me. But I know every single one of you and I'm always watching your every move.

Marrabuk wrote:

Hello everyone. My name is Marrabuk. Some of you may not know me. But I know every single one of you and I'm always watching your every move.

Creep.

Marrabuk wrote:

Hello everyone. My name is Marrabuk. Some of you may not know me. But I know every single one of you and I'm always watching your every move.

I know of you

Fraxhemark wrote:

Creep.

I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

Marrabuk wrote:

Hello everyone. My name is Marrabuk. Some of you may not know me. But I know every single one of you and I'm always watching your every move.

Hi, Creepy Marrabuk. Since you watched me, can you tell me where I left my keys? Oh, and my prom picture from the 11th grade? I'm currently girlfriend-less (as u know, i'm sure) and I could.. er.. use the stimulation

Но-Но-Но

Fraxhemark wrote:

Creep.

Crepe

Fraxhemark wrote:

Fraxhemark applauds the efforts taken by the Government of the Algerstonese Socialist Union. Public opinion of Algerstonia has increased tremendously in Fraxhemark following this announcement.

The threat of plastic in Valsora is as dangerous as threats from WMDs. Fraxhemark urges other nations to follow suit and make Valsora Green Again.

Pings : Nova-Columbia, Zukchiva, Libertanny, Osterreich und ungarn, Shavara, The Angel of Charity, Shinnokawa

Nova-Columbia will continue to utilize plastic forks and paper plates, as they are a vital component to any kick-ass barbecue.

Dreamersistan wrote:

Hi, Creepy Marrabuk. Since you watched me, can you tell me where I left my keys? Oh, and my prom picture from the 11th grade? I'm currently girlfriend-less (as u know, i'm sure) and I could.. er.. use the stimulation

Но-Но-Но

That escalated quickly

Marrabuk wrote:

But I know every single one of you and I'm always watching your every move.

Every breath you take
Every post you make
Every alliance you break
Every step you take
Marr will be watching you

Xi-chang wrote:

Crepe

Rpee C

Dreamersistan wrote:

Rpee C

C pee