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How DARE you! So evil! So disrespectful to women! The women! The woman class!!

<A million feminists plague you and jump on twitter to condemn you and Tumblr grinds 24/7 to write blog posts read by 3 people each>

'Evil Kampf is a misogynist and a terrible person! How DARE he! My feelingz! My feelingz!'

Another feminist icon writes:

'This is why women will never be equal! Kampf's two words hurt us so much, we cant even.. even-'

She breaks down in tears while a different pink-haired woman holds her head and tells her in soothing tones 'You're so strong, you're displaying so much strength. You're a rock. You're a diamond. You're stronger than a diamond..'

Another feminist demands:

'We want Kampf! We want him to lose his job'

They are told he doesnt have a job.

'We want him to NEVER have a job!'

They are told that no one can guarantee that, even though it may come to pass because his breath stinks

'We want him to never be sold breath mints or any toothpaste of a good quality! THIS IS WHY WOMEN CAN NEVER FEEL SAFE! WOMEN HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED FOR A THOUSAND YEA-'

The screaming ruins the microphone.

A militant feminist, all 600 pounds of her speaks calmly with her nose ring right upto the one remaining microphone:

'Look. He needs to go. Okay? He needs to go. We don't want violence. We don't want retribution. All we want, is he be beheaded on live TV, and his sick misogynistic skull be burnt on the altar of intersectional cis-gender partiarchical genitive hegemonic episodic-'

<Twitter autocorrect melts down due to overabundance of meaningless jargon>

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