Population | 7.931 billion |
Capital | Nowlpolsk |
Leader | Michał II |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Zloty |
Animal | White eagle |
The Kingdom of Zlotii is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Michał II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.931 billion Zlotiians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowlpolsk. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Zlotiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 156,563 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, Zlotiian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and Michał II reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlotii's national animal is the White eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Zlotii is ranked 116,162nd in the world and 358th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 324.26888969 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zlotii, Michał II reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Zlotii, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Zlotii, Zlotiian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Zlotii, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
- : Following new legislation in Zlotii, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Zlotii voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Zlotii, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Zlotii, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in Zlotii, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Zlotii, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » Dustwind, Greater Sus, Macrasetia, Grimmywelsh, Free Land of Rebellium, Sillitopia, Ilfarasia, Evertopia, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Astrobolt, Republic of Libriano, Samonaemia, The Galactic American Imperium, United States of Island land, Greater Granskiye, Faradova, Killettland, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Wischland, Hiybkk, Greater Theowherveld, Manneo Varo, Guyana Francese, and Zeklandia.