The Kingdom of Zlotii is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Michał II with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.16 billion Zlotiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowlpolsk. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zlotiian economy, worth a remarkable 2,322 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 176,453 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, the image of Zlotii's future is just a picture from last century, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlotii's national animal is the White eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Zlotii is ranked 3,176^th in the world and 58^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 97.08 on the Human Development Index.