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The truth is as innumerable as the stars.
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,531stMost Devout: 1,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,706th
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Zlotii

Population7.931 billion

CapitalNowlpolsk
LeaderMichał II
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyZloty
AnimalWhite eagle

The Kingdom of Zlotii is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Michał II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.931 billion Zlotiians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowlpolsk. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zlotiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 156,563 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, Zlotiian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and Michał II reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlotii's national animal is the White eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Zlotii is ranked 116,162nd in the world and 358th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 324.26888969 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,531stMost Devout: 1,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,706thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,982ndSafest: 2,114thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,204thMost Influential: 2,823rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,889thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,899thMost Cultured: 3,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,163rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,381stNicest Citizens: 4,536thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,636thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,731stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,207thMost Developed: 5,508thLargest Governments: 5,542ndHighest Food Quality: 5,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,558thSmartest Citizens: 7,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,661stMost Inclusive: 10,362ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,127thMost Pacifist: 12,784thBest Weather: 13,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,775thMost Efficient Economies: 13,935thMost Income Equality: 14,228thTop
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Most Armed: 17,825thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,095thHighest Average Incomes: 19,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,959thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,997thHighest Economic Output: 22,677thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,410th
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Most Devout: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionMost Cultured: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionMost Armed: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, Michał II reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, Zlotiian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Zlotii voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlotii, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.

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