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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 476thLargest Agricultural Sector: 483rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 588th
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Population11.334 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.334 billion Zimmerdens are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,153 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 366,469 Rauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 218,230th in the world and 9,356th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 158.74 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 476thLargest Agricultural Sector: 483rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 588thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 687thRudest Citizens: 705thMost Secular: 769thHighest Disposable Incomes: 916thMost Influential: 982ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,020thMost Armed: 1,059thHighest Average Incomes: 1,278thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,278thLargest Retail Industry: 1,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,296thSmartest Citizens: 1,646thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,704thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,796thMost Efficient Economies: 1,903rdLargest Black Market: 2,096thFattest Citizens: 2,330thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,344thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,466thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,543rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,716thMost Cultured: 2,886thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,998thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,087thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,340thHighest Economic Output: 3,483rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,788thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,146thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,864thLargest Governments: 6,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,486thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,822ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,557thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,089thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,732ndMost Stationary: 10,766thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,041stHighest Food Quality: 15,230thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,139th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 42nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 71st in the regionFattest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionMost Cultured: 143rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 163rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 187th in the regionMost Stationary: 221st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 271st in the regionMost Influential: 288th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 327th in the regionLargest Governments: 330th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 365th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 485th in the regionLargest Populations: 518th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 526th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 851st in the regionMost Patriotic: 961st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,025th in the region

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