Ethics are just holding us back Glorious Sun Leader
Largest Agricultural Sector: 453rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,018th
The Unitary State of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.012 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.012 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 312,169 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Haben. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 204,550th in the world and 9,944th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 28.66 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 453rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,018thMost Secular: 1,176thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,386thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,438thHighest Average Incomes: 1,735thLargest Black Market: 1,926thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,002ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,300thLargest Retail Industry: 2,374thMost Efficient Economies: 2,506thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,578thHighest Crime Rates: 3,132ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,329thSmartest Citizens: 3,334thFattest Citizens: 3,529thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,564thMost Armed: 3,766thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,798thRudest Citizens: 3,894thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,901stMost Influential: 4,172ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,667thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,799thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,239thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,412thHighest Economic Output: 6,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,942ndMost Cultured: 7,504thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,552ndLargest Governments: 8,840thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,287thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,146thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,830thMost Stationary: 14,143rdMost Developed: 16,229thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,855th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 101st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 116th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Armed: 125th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 148th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 174th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 204th in the regionRudest Citizens: 213th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 247th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 266th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 277th in the regionMost Stationary: 322nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 324th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 329th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 341st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 344th in the regionMost Cultured: 369th in the regionLargest Governments: 432nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 516th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 588th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 589th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 611th in the regionLargest Populations: 712th in the regionMost Developed: 840th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 909th in the regionMost Influential: 1,014th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Haben.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Zimmerdachen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Zimmerdachen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Zimmerdachen endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Yalgora.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 147 » Lionia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Castle Federation, United Federation of Technocrats, Hamerica, Ethnon, Pazair, Territorio di Nessuno, PotatoFarmers, DIMAnism, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, El Fiji Grande, Selfgradatude, Daiz, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Walter Jackson, Corfad, Sikol, Guer Aike, Shibutani, North Bratislava, Ihese, Smesh, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Empy, The Sinclarian Provinces, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Sea Ghost, Hoglands, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Plutayah, Kocherian, Serendipita Martia, Zzozona, Newpromisedland, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Siwale, Noahs Second Country, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, and 97 others.Saperisole, Sundred, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, Schnuftelland, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Valhalla123, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ihsan, Zumlandia, McMasterdonia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Terra Aquilon, Yokciq Empire, Eywaan, New Avian, The Havens, Fluffy Noodles, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Brucklania, Xagill, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Korovan Isles, Fendlium, Zaeli, Hopsin, Seenvorland, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Mystiquelle, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Joodey, Former English Colony, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Plangainer, Westinor, Sunto, Fayyayid, Arichia, Arbor Marshes, Malta Comino Gozo, The World Capitalist Confederation, Praeceps, Timothea, Lumosi, The Pantheons, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Borsukia, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Terban Kedah, Maclare, The New Cordian Empire, Shadowrik, Pokemanland, Abject Ludicrosity, Kulgatha, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Cretox State, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, Buckhem, The Noviosyus, Yalkan, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, WeKnow, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Termathe, Olofin, Solskjar, Protonfield, Napnomadia, Wilkshire, Ultra777, Neu-Galicia, Yalgora, and Heilhum Imperius.

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