The Republic of Zendo 64 is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 14 million Zendo 64ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Zendo 64ian economy, worth 560 billion zens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,038 zens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", roads are littered with memorials for roadkill, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zendo 64's national animal is the zen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zendo 64 is ranked 123,118^th in the world and 76^th in Yamagata for Safest, scoring 74.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.