The Confederacy of Zallovia is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.245 billion Zallovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Zallovian economy, worth 171 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,431 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,584 per year while the poor average 2,534, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zallovia's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zallovia is ranked 205,432^nd in the world and 8,746^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.16 kickbacks per hour.