The Songwriter of Yumeoi Kakeru is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 8.805 billion Yumeoi Kakeruans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Yumeoi Kakeruan economy, worth 448 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,929 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yumeoi Kakeru's national animal is the dove.
Yumeoi Kakeru is ranked 162,880th in the world and 878th in Remembrance for Highest Average Incomes, with 50,929.1 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yumeoi Kakeru, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
- : Following new legislation in
Yumeoi Kakeru, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
- : Following new legislation in
Yumeoi Kakeru, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
- : Following new legislation in
Yumeoi Kakeru, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in
Yumeoi Kakeru, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
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Yumeoi Kakeru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in
Yumeoi Kakeru, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in
Yumeoi Kakeru, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in
Yumeoi Kakeru, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in
Yumeoi Kakeru, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.




























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