The Constitutional Monarchy of Yuletoo is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 294 million Yuletooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The Yuletooan economy, worth 13.5 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,872 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Harry Potter books are banned, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yuletoo's national animal is the jackelope, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Yuletoo is ranked 75,473^rd in the world and 139^th in Edoca for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.