The Dictatorship of Yoskeuyae is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working, devout population of 7 million Yoskeuyaeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The Yoskeuyaean economy, worth 326 billion rupees a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,577 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoskeuyae's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Yoskeuyae is ranked 200,853^rd in the world and 1,836^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 289.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.