The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.199 billion Yeniseiskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeniseiskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 188,495 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeniseisk's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Yeniseisk is ranked 6,910^th in the world and 324^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,287.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.