The Empire of Yeetopiaa is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.448 billion Yeetopiaans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The powerhouse Yeetopiaan economy, worth 612 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 94,999 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,129 per year while the poor average 25,994, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, the government is on the side of working people (like CEOs, bankers and billionaires), and most Dollar coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yeetopiaa's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yeetopiaa is ranked 25,630^th in the world and 31^st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,935.53 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.