The Fiefdom of Yazovnia is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 185 million Yazovnis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The strong Yazovnian economy, worth 10.7 trillion Dinariis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,900 Dinariis, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazovnia's national animal is the Stella sea eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yazovnia is ranked 71,589^th in the world and 85^th in Talonia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,275.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.