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We shall prevail Levente Szimonov
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,059thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,334th
The 2nd Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Zaporozhzia

Population2.359 billion

CapitalMelnijtopol'
LeaderLevente Szimonov
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyHryvnia
Animalswan

The 2nd Republic of Zaporozhzia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Levente Szimonov with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.359 billion Zaporozhzins are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melnijtopol'. The average income tax rate is 54.5%.

The strong Zaporozhzian economy, worth 192 trillion Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,444 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the election for Levente Szimonov's office's janitor is heating up, solid-gold toilets are Zaporozhzian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaporozhzia's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Zaporozhzia is ranked 54,749th in the world and 34th in Talonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.86 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,059thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,334thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,195thMost Cultured: 28,094th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zaporozhzia lodged a message on the Talonia Regional Message Board.
  • : Zaporozhzia lodged a message on the Talonia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporozhzia, naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks.
  • : Zaporozhzia altered its national flag.
  • : Zaporozhzia altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporozhzia, solid-gold toilets are Zaporozhzian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporozhzia, the election for Levente Szimonov's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporozhzia, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporozhzia, Z-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporozhzia, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.

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