The Republic of Yaponese is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kavi Vishtaspa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.034 billion Yaponese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blonde Frau City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yaponese economy, worth 363 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,881 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, belief that Kavi Vishtaspa is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, art criticism in Yaponese is scathingly destructive, and nothing in life is promised except death and government support. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaponese's national animal is the Yaponese Frau and Foxes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bon.

Yaponese is ranked 13,017^th in the world and 5^th in India for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 81,212.27 Standard Monetary Units.