The Federation of Yafetistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yafet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 17.024 billion Yafetistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Dingai. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yafetistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,899 trillion credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,333 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, Yafetistanian doors require a Ph.D. to open, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yafetistan's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Yafetistan is ranked 108,644^th in the world and 4,687^th in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,015.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.